I hope this note finds you well and happy. I'm looking forward to seeing you soon. We're getting the Chevy all cleaned out and ready for a road trip. We're doing what we usually do here when getting prepared. Your Aunt Crystal gets ready two weeks before and I usually get my stuff together right before we leave. I could get my stuff ready earlier, but I'm a creature of habit and unwilling to change this late in the game.
We have a present for you. Your Aunt Crystal picked it out and I think it's a fine choice. I can't tell you what it is, but I need to make assurances to your parents up front that it's not alive, combustible or poisonous.
Have a nice evening Nephew. I love you very much.
Love - Uncle Justin